Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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