I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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