She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
you win again, gameday.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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