question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.