Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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