just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We had to coat check the pizza.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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