i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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