can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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