i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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