Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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