i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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