yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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