a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.