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(214): View more from Texas

I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.

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(+33): View more from France

Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee

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(765): View more from Indiana

Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.

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(760): View more from California

I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.

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(573): View more from Missouri

We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

enjoying your night?

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do dogs like to salsa?

(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I dont know if that answers my question or not

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