I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not