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  Adam has been drinking

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  Who has his phone

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  Adam does

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater

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• (914): View more from New York

  Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty

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• (714): View more from California

  why do cheetos always look like penises

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview

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  You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed

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• (559): View more from California

  she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.

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