Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
why do cheetos always look like penises
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.