my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.