porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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