those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i came on her dog
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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