Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
