I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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