Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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