I don't usually arrange sex via text message
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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