Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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