she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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