good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
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Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Just puked most of my soul out..
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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