Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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