U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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