Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.