Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?