shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.