My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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