"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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