The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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