about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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