Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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