YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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