Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Swine flu. Run for my life!
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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