make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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