i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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