I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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