My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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