I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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