I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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