Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
The ass gains better be worth it
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