what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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