Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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