I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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