who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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