You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I woke up under a house in Key West
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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