every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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