singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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