The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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