great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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