Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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