what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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