My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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