i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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