Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
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No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
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