Me too!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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