Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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