butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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