I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Randomize
