Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
that may or may not have been my penis.
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